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what more are we than a log of our mistakes?
rushing to the hospital to pump out the pills you know you'll take

but don't you worry, don't you cry
this will all make sense in another life

there'll be a moment when you realize
life's not about getting what you want, it's about getting by
and you cuddle these false comforts so you can rest at night

so sleep tight
rest well
maybe tomorrow we'll evacuate you from your own hell

sleep tight
rest well
tomorrow will be the day
yeah, tomorrow will be the day


so wash my memories clean
from when the phrase "i need help" meant nothing to me
and when the memories come rushing back
i'll scream


from The Very Best of Christmas, Somewhere, released November 27, 2015



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